Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
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I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
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We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
OKAY THAT'S CREEPY AND I'D PROBABLY ACCIDENTLY ORGASM
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weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
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