Fuck appropriateness.
His dick was so small it sat perched on top of his balls like it was king of his scrotum.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
Am I over stepping my bounds if I ask to fuck in your new bathroom?
It has heated floors
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
Randomize
