I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i asked why he had a giant piece of popcorn duct taped to his head and he said "No, it's actually part of my neck." so no, i didn't fuck him.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
i want to go make food but i'll have to face my mom after telling her that the random i'm sleeping with, whose name i don't know, told me I was "too slutty to be his girlfriend" when i was drunk last night
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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