@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
25 Men Talk About the First Time They Went Down On A Woman
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
'Twas I. Do you have any idea what it's like waking up to see you sent a text inviting someone to partake in "sexy rumpus?"
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
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Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
I could tell my life story through kermit memes