Goodnight sugar queer
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
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You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
I wanna fuck padma even more now that she's preggers. Is that sick?
Yes but- 100% agreed
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
I had one beer! ONE BEER! They took shots in mourning of my tolerance last night. My ability to drink is a joke.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.