Little spoons don't ask big questions
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
how does that bad decision feel?
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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