I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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