well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Who is this?
You offered to lift up your dress at the bar so I could see your lower back tattoo
Um, I think that was a general offer to everyone. So...who IS this?
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
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Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
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You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
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