And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
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Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
Were betting on little kids falling and racing for a drinking game at the wedding.
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
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It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
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