So it's 10:55am and I just woke up on the floor in the hallway on the4th floor. There should probably be no moredrinking competetions.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
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I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
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