Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
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Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
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I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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