I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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Only you could be admitted to the ER and walk out with a nurse's phone number. I wish I was gay
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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