Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
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Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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