I just found a frying pan...in my bed.
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Sometimes I kiss girls just to make them shut up.
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THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
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4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You can now call me Rabbi, and I can now perform weddings, funerals, and other services in all fifty states. You're welcome, world.
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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