Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I need a beard to bite.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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