Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
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