Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
