I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
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All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I wore heels to a golf store in hopes of getting laid. I've hit a new all time low.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I found a tomato seed inside my jeans. I did not eat tomatoes
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