Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
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She peed in the limo. She stood up and pulled up her dress and peed on the floor of the limo.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
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I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
Just passed a girl holding a jar filled with what appeared to be diarrhea
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