Phease come get me i thought i was in a place i don't even understand
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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