We're like a lot better than the average bears
You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
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so after six weeks of dating she admitted shes bi and asked if it would freak me out if we brought another girl into the bedroom. i said no in this hesitant voice and she said 'if you let me dont worry ill make it up to you'
i literally fucking hate you so fucking much.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
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Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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