You dirty dirty liar I like the way you twitter
the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
I taught a straight girl about grindr today. She showed me tinder. It was like some sexual cultural exchange program
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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