Bein cut off at a bar is embarassing ...until you get to the next bar.
you screamed 'he won't go on a date with me, but he gave me a free junior chicken'
well imagine, me dating the manager equals free junior chickens for everyone
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Actually, what with the curvature of the Earth, it's faster to leave from Washington. And Google maps recommends kayaking instead of swimming.
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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