I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
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Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
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