absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
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Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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