Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
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My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
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Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
I know I drink too much cuz "ssssjllapph peneinssesss" automatically comes up in my phone now.
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