Do you still have your period?
my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
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can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
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He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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