I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
im holly from the hills drunk
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
Oh shit. The kids are pole dancing on a broom. It's like I'm seeing my future offspring before my eyes.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Bang-toberfest begins!!
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
She pinched my nipples too hard I THINK THEYRE GONE
I TOLD YOU ABOUT GOTH CHICKS BRO. I WARNED YOU
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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