I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Please, let me fuck your mom
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
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How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
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I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
In 2009 his now husband dressed in a sailor onesie and heels for pride so he needs to REMEMBER how to party
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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