I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
In your drunken glory you promised me, tongue, 12 naked pics, and 1,800 breakfasts.
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
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