all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
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