using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
But, I don't have the body of a porn star, so nobody would hire me. Unless they're doing like a trip to the safari and they need an albino rhino
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
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Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
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I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
you made out with another girl for some wings
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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