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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
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There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
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Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
I feel like a pet sloth would complement my lifestyle.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
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