OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
did i paint my nails blue or do i need to make a trip to the ER?
Houston, we have a blender
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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