so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
watching hot guy on train scrolling with his blackberry's track ball... o to be that track ball...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
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No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
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I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
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