That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
There was a picture of him proposing on the night stand and their dog watched, but I can't help myself, his dick is just so perfect.
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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