Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
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everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
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You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
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