he has a girlfriend so we used my stuffed animals to pretend to have sex
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
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the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
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But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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