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• (651): View more from Minnesota

  What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  you realize that if you hadn't mouthed "we're getting laid tonight", i wouldn't have woken up with your ex this morning. just sayin

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together

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• (850): View more from Florida

  We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.

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• (904): View more from Florida

  Some lady just walked up to me in the bar and proclaimed that I looked like a "shady motherfucker." Can't argue with that one.

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• (781): View more from Massachusetts

  Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.

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• (734): View more from Michigan

  Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....

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• (765): View more from Indiana

  He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.

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