things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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