And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
U know when u get really drunk and u don't think anyone can see what your doing? If I'm that drunk the possibilities are endless
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger