Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.

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(516): View more from New York

A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.

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(650): View more from California

Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss

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(561): View more from Florida

Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars

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(734): View more from Michigan

Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.

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(620): View more from Kansas

The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".

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(815): View more from Illinois

It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.

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(706): View more from Georgia

i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform

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