Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
Walked into a liquor store bleeding. That kind of night.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
The couple that wants to take me home just paid the bartender $100 to pour tequila down my throat. I think I'm in some type of twilight zone where stds run rampant and the alcohol floweth
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Hey I'm at the gym and I need your personal trainer help. Also can you send me that picture of me eating a sausage. I want to post it on instgram.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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