Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Too lazy to get out of my bed thats 2 feet away from you. Are you sure youre alright?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
You don't care if I shave my legs, but you insist I be conscious for sex. Whatever. I really think your priorities are out of whack.
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
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