Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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