when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
If I ever go to Canada, I'm fucking the maple syrup out of his Canadian ass.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
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