Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Nicole vs. Life
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
I do have a history of lying to Customs. I once convinced them I was an astronaut.
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