Four minutes until I can fart!
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
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we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
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Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I mean seriously there comes a time when you just need to take a crap in peace. Until he figures that out he can stay the hell outta my place.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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