U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
No, and she still hasn't answered me...I get a whole series of text messages about Guatemalan anal bleaching but no fucking answer to my question.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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