ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Fair warning birthday party last night avoid kitchen & upstairs bathroom if you value your remaining sanity
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
