Hello rock bottom. My name is Jared. Nice to meet you.
which gay bar do you need a ride home from?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
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She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
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It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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