i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
We shot off some fireworks at 12 and then I orchestrated the group singing of god bless the USA all while wearing a don't tread on me flag as a cape. I repped hard.
Dylan just paid 30 bucks to have himself wrapped in the clear plastic they wrap luggage in at the airport. Bring scissors.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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