drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sorry I just took 4 pills about 20 minutes ago so I'm feeling like a claw machine like people tell me were I need to go and what to do and I'm just like yes sir so I get the teddy bear but I set it on fire and it's kinda black on one side and there might be smoke coming off it.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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