I wish life had little blips of pornography
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Looks like breakfast in bed is out the window. She can't get up because I "fucked her into paralysis." My stomach is not happy with my dick right now
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
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