Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
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Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
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THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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