Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
She's JV to your varsity
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
When I was her age, Pluto was still a planet... but i said what the hell
what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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