I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
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