all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
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