Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
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My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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