Job is the problem. Drinking, the solution.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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