is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
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Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
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BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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