i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
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I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
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he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
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I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
He couldn't give me an orgasm, but he did give me a UTI.
I just sucked dick on a ferry
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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