so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
The whole country is going to hell in a handbasket but I got a grade A fucking and don't particularly care.
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