She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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